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超强暴笑八级英语

超强暴笑八级英语

昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,就面带微笑的:
  
  前台小姐:“hello? “
  
  老外:“hi.”
  
  前台小姐:“you have what thing?“
  
  老外:“can you speak english?“
  
  前台小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?“
  
  老外:“can anybody else speak english? “
  
  前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing,no people have time, you can wait you wait, you not wait, you go.“
  
  老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?“
  
  前台小姐:“ shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.“
  
  老外:“i want to speak to your head.“
  
  前台小姐:“head not zai.you tomorrow come.“

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高!!!

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笑一下
鱼对水说你看不到我的眼泪,因为我在水里。。。。。

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表情流

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借我三千虎骑,复我浩荡中华!饮马恒河畔,剑指天山西;碎叶城揽月,库叶岛赏雪;黑海之滨垂钓,贝加尔湖张弓;中南半岛访古,东京废墟遥祭华夏列祖。汉旗指处,望尘逃遁——敢犯中华天威者、虽远必诛!

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再次表情流

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强悍
月光晃树影,树影说讨厌。

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haha
借我三千虎骑,复我浩荡中华!饮马恒河畔,剑指天山西;碎叶城揽月,库叶岛赏雪;黑海之滨垂钓,贝加尔湖张弓;中南半岛访古,东京废墟遥祭华夏列祖。汉旗指处,望尘逃遁——敢犯中华天威者、虽远必诛!

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恩。。再笑一下。。哈哈
鱼对水说你看不到我的眼泪,因为我在水里。。。。。

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